Hunkered Down in Bremerton

Let's All Join Parler

The Trump world seems to be making the switch from Twitter to Parler. It seems Parler is much more about Free Speech than it is about (what many who don't drink the Trump KookAid call) the Truth. It seems like the more conventional social media platforms try to stop or at least mark-up postings that my not be actually true. Like "Trump won the election and the Democrats are stealing it from him".. How dare Twitter.

Parler kind of reminds me of MAD magazines newspaper parodies that contained the line "All The News That Fits, We Print" instead of the New York Times slogan "All The News Thats Fit To Print" (which the BBC called the most famous seven words in American journalism).

Thats right on Parler everything prints. Lies told by Trump, Lies told by Fox News commentators, Lies told on OneAmerica. How about Lies told by me, lies told by you.

Thats right boys and girls, how about creating posts (called Parlays) like "Trump tells his son-in-law - Jared you are my son", posts like "Trump lusts after Kamala Harris", or "Supreme Court to outlaw all abortions", "Supreme Court rules election was a sham - Trump will remain president".

How much fun can we have with this. As long as the Trump and his dumbass followers are riled up, lets get them really riled up.

Joining Parler is easy. Just give them an email address (you must have 12 by now) and a cell phone number (remember that burner, you bought because Jason Bourne had one). Also be sure to create a great screen name which should imply that you are not only the voice of truth, but your posts come from the most reputable sources.

Howard B. Julien

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Updated November 28, 2020